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re: Gunfire erupts during backyard party in Texas; guests stone gunman to death
Posted on 7/26/21 at 8:31 pm to Bobby OG Johnson
Posted on 7/26/21 at 8:31 pm to Bobby OG Johnson
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Posted on 7/26/21 at 8:44 pm to Nado Jenkins83
HQ, we have a dead body. We have a whole lot of suspects. We have a whole lot of possible weapons.
HQ: WTH do you mean?
Cops: the neighborhood stoned the perp.
HQ: Riiiiggghhhttt.
Cops: Really
HQ: so...
Cops: do we collect the bricks and test them for fingerprints?
HQ: Not smooth enough surfaces.
Cops: who do we arrest?
HQ: Home Depot for supplying the murder weapons. Wait, I'm just kidding, you know that, don't you? Do NOT go to Home Depot.
HQ: WTH do you mean?
Cops: the neighborhood stoned the perp.
HQ: Riiiiggghhhttt.
Cops: Really
HQ: so...
Cops: do we collect the bricks and test them for fingerprints?
HQ: Not smooth enough surfaces.
Cops: who do we arrest?
HQ: Home Depot for supplying the murder weapons. Wait, I'm just kidding, you know that, don't you? Do NOT go to Home Depot.
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