re: What's a random life accomplishment you hold dear that no one gives a shite about

I was once given a pay raise and bonus for "saving" a deal we had with a partner, back in my very first job.

I bravely boarded a plane to the west coast within hours of learning about an issue, and hammered out a deal with the company that was worth millions to us, and flew back on the red eye.

What they don't know, is that I was friends with a guy there, and gave him a sweet backpack we had, filled with t-shirts and shite, and he flipped a couple switches in their system, and we went to lunch.