re: Big Brother Season 23 Thread - LIVE Premiere July 7th 8pm ET - CBS

Tonight on Biiiiiiig Brother.......

After Frenchie is evicted:

Julie: So Frenchie, what happened?
Frenchie: Julie, I came into this house with a promise not to put up a woman or a minority. I'm a man of my word!

Julie: But Frenchie, that's exactly what you did during your HOH. You put up Ky and Alyssa. A woman and a minority...
Frenchie: Exactly Julie, My convictions are unwavering. Like a chicken on a June bug.

Julie: Lets move on. You made a promise on the first night not to put up the 3 houseguest you moved in with if you won HOH. Then you put up Travis.
Frenchie: That's right Julie. People know I'm the best player. America loves me and I'm glad Travis made it through the eviction.

Julie: But Travis got eliminat.... Moving on... Where do you think you went wrong?
Frenchie: If playin this game is wrong I don't wanna be right. Loyalty, honesty, integrity. That's why I'm still in the house.

Julie: But Frenchie, you just got voted out unanimously.
Frenchie: That's right Julie. Like a duck to water or a big gator mouth Volkswagen.

Julie: OK now you're not making any sense at all, are you alright?
Frenchie: I'm neater than a skeeters tweeter Julie. It's all good. I'm gonna win the next HOH and show this house how a farmer rows and hoes. Like a fox in the henhouse or a rooster at IHOP orderin waffles.

Julie: OK someone please help. Cut feeds.....