re: Subtle signs that you are starting to get old

A couple of years ago I used to keep my cell phone on vibrate and kept it in my back pocket. Whenever i felt it vibrate, I would pull it out and answer.

One day I’m in a meeting and feel my chair vibrate. I reach back to pull out my phone and feel nothing but an empty pocket. I then notice my phone was on the table and there was no missed call.

Must have been a fart that I only felt due to the chair vibration.