re: Super serious question..

I haven’t had Oreos in many years, but when I was a kid, I would take 4 and soak them in a glass. Once all the cookie fell off, I would pull out the center. I didn’t really care for it, so it was a 50/50 shot of if I actually ate it or not. Then I would drink the milk and cookie mixture. It was awesome. Simpler times.