re: Golf Accomplishments, or not accomplishments

No hole in one.

No double, but came about a foot shy of one.

I have four eagles.

I've holed out from 150 once (one of the eagles).

I, personally, have never fought on a course. That said, I was in a foursome with a guy I just met who proceeded to get shitfaced ay City Park YEARS ago and drive into a fivesome that refused to let us play through a couple holes prior. The guy sucked and was drunk, but he smoked one right down the middle and almost hit one dude, who then proceeded to start sprinting back to the tee box...and our guy then takes off down the fairway towards him. The rest of us look at each other and start running, but when we got down there none of us were interested in fighting as were non of the other guys in the other group. So, we let those two roll on the ground a bit and we pulled them off each other.

I almost killed myself last week at a course here that is pretty hilly. The cart had shitty tires, and I probably should not have gone that close to the edge of the cart path, but the tires slid (misty that morning) and caught the edge and almost rolled down a pretty good hill. Thankfully, it got centered, and I was able to bail...but me and my two buddies pulling that thing back on the path was a bitch.

I've driven 4's numerous times.

A putter of mine rests at the bottom of the lake on #16 green at Santa Maria. frick that stick.