re: David Hasselhoff’s daughter makes Playboy history as 1st ever plus-size cover model

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I just don’t know if I could say no....

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Yeah, I’m thinking this is the girl you bump into and say hi at the club at 9:00PM (just a brief 30 second cordial conversation), then spend the next 3 hours getting wasted and hitting on all of the actual attractive women, then at about midnight-30 if you’re striking out, make a drunk midnight run at the fatty, hoping that 30 second conversation from 3 hours ago put you in line ahead of all the other creeps trying to get in on last call....

Note: I’ve been married since before tinder was a thing, so I’m guessing this doesn’t happen anymore. However, if it did happen, it would happen at place that still had actual Playboy magazines instead of the internet.