re: Question from a very, apparently, stupid Canadian.

A post from our awkwardly-polite, poutine-eating, curling-obsessed, provincial neighbors to the north? Why I was just oot and aboot in your capital- Canada City, and besides the moose and the stench of burned coffee from Tim Hortons, I found it to be perfectly delightful. Please say hello to Burnaby Joe if you see him for me, eh?

Now that I have established my jackass bona fides, of course you are correct, but the USA is entirely post-Constitutional at this point. The whole of North America is now Clown World.