re: On a scale of 1-10, how pathetic is Mike Damone?

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That's the greatest dating advice of all-time.

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Telling Rat not to let on how much he liked her sabotaged the whole thing. She was already into him, he didn't have to draw her in, he only had to close the deal.

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Damone also brought that shitehead his wallet on his date with Stacy despite being "really kinda busy."

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This was pretty altruistic, I'll amend my original rating to 9.25.

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Rat was naive and Damone exposed Stacy for the slut she was.

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Women are allowed to enjoy sex too. Stacy never chased multiple guys at one time, she just wanted to bang one guy that was interested and treated her well.

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When she gets pregnant and he says,"well you wanted it more", he wasn't lying. She practically raped him...tricking him into the Cabana with the ruse of swimming

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Damone spent the whole movie telling Rat that Stacey was DTF and if he was interested he needed to be ready. Couldn't claim ignorance there, it was the whole reason he went over.