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\A quote Verbatim from Lou Holtz \
Posted on 8/27/08 at 11:41 pm
Posted on 8/27/08 at 11:41 pm
From the DVR'd college football live that I watched when woke up from night shift....... 
Holtz is paid for this:
"The problem they had with LSU, Mark. Was that they could not match up with their recievers covering Southern(Wanted to spit out Cal so bad), uh, LSU recievers and LSU's recievers could cover OSU recievers. That was the difference in the ballgame. Wad'nt up front, wadn't on defense, Wad'nt on speed. It was the ability to stop the huge play at wide reciever."
WOW.
I pray now.
Holtz is paid for this:
"The problem they had with LSU, Mark. Was that they could not match up with their recievers covering Southern(Wanted to spit out Cal so bad), uh, LSU recievers and LSU's recievers could cover OSU recievers. That was the difference in the ballgame. Wad'nt up front, wadn't on defense, Wad'nt on speed. It was the ability to stop the huge play at wide reciever."
WOW.
I pray now.
quote:
Dear Lord,
Help me in this time. Gustav lurks in your Almighty waters, voters decide on the fate and next 4 years of our nation, and, lastly, oh forgiving father. Help me in this time, when I must suffer through ESPN analysis from "experts."
I ask these things in your divine name. Amen
This post was edited on 8/27/08 at 11:44 pm
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Posted on 8/27/08 at 11:42 pm to L S Usetheforce
Lou Holtz for Prethedent
Posted on 8/27/08 at 11:45 pm to TGR
thuckerin' thuckatath!!!
Posted on 8/27/08 at 11:48 pm to IceTiger
Donth tathe meh broth
Posted on 8/27/08 at 11:48 pm to IceTiger
And ND will win 11 games this year!!!!!!!!! And South Carolina will be SEC CHAMPS!!!! ATTA BOY HOLTTHZZ 
Posted on 8/27/08 at 11:49 pm to L S Usetheforce
Holtz also said that Notre Dame would have more wins than Michigan this year.
Posted on 8/27/08 at 11:56 pm to TGR
i just got done mopping up saliva from my living room....
thanks lou
thanks lou
Posted on 8/27/08 at 11:57 pm to Majik
I still can't believe that ESPN doesn't see how bad of an analyst he is
Posted on 8/28/08 at 12:08 am to Fgiord
Make fun of him all you want. The man is one of the greatest figures in CFB history.
Posted on 8/28/08 at 12:13 am to Doc Fenton
quote:
The man is one of the greatest figures in CFB history.
Why?
Posted on 8/28/08 at 12:18 am to Sammich
Guys the Doc has spoken......
Posted on 8/28/08 at 12:25 am to Doc Fenton
Being a great coach doesn't automatically make him a great TV analyst. He'th ruining hith legathy.
Posted on 8/28/08 at 12:33 am to jspenc2
quote:
He'th ruining hith legathy.
Posted on 8/28/08 at 12:43 am to im4LSU
My new Zoltar 88 inch t.v. comes with a special "spit shield" that I only use when Louzer Holtz comes on. This poor guy needs his arse whipped so someone can knock some sense into him. LUCK FOU HOLTZ. He's unsuckin beweevable.
This post was edited on 8/28/08 at 12:45 am
Posted on 8/28/08 at 12:43 am to L S Usetheforce
quote:
Dear Lord,
Help me in this time. Gustav lurks in your Almighty waters, voters decide on the fate and next 4 years of our nation, and, lastly, oh forgiving father. Help me in this time, when I must suffer through ESPN analysis from "experts."
I ask these things in your divine name. Amen
Dude, you gotta tell Him what kind of help you want!
Posted on 8/28/08 at 12:44 am to Meauxjeaux
No I don't he knows how to help me! 
Posted on 8/28/08 at 12:54 am to L S Usetheforce
I also thought I heard him call Major Applewhite,"Major Applebee"
Posted on 8/28/08 at 1:22 am to poop
Holtz is enamored with this own persona…HE’S A DILL WEED! 
Posted on 8/28/08 at 1:30 am to Dickaroo
I personally think that he is hilarious. The most entertaining CFB personality on ESPN, bar none. Don't actually take his opinions and predictions seriously and you will enjoy him much more.
Posted on 8/28/08 at 2:15 am to L S Usetheforce
That old frick just said that USCe has the BEST DEFENSE IN THE CONFERENCE. 
(I'm watching replay too.)
(I'm watching replay too.)
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