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re: Coca Cola corporate headquarters won’t answer the phone
Posted on 2/23/21 at 12:12 pm to moock blackjack
Posted on 2/23/21 at 12:12 pm to moock blackjack
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To Fight White Supremacy, Coca-Cola Discontinues Vanilla Coke
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To fight white supremacy, Coca-Cola has discontinued its controversial product Vanilla Coke, saying it is "too white" and must be dismantled as part of the company's continued emphasis on eliminating whiteness from society.
All varieties of Vanilla Coke, from Cherry Vanilla and Orange Vanilla to Vanilla Vanilla, will be pulled from shelves as part of Coca-Cola's push to lessen whiteness.
"We now recognize that our Vanilla Coke product perpetuates whiteness in a racist, problematic society and harms our efforts to make people less white," said a Coca-Cola executive Friday. "Anything with even a hint of whiteness must be eliminated. We now realize that we were, in fact, part of the problem all along as we promoted the alt right-adjacent flavor of 'vanilla.'"
Note: This is a satirical article.
This post was edited on 2/23/21 at 12:26 pm
Posted on 2/23/21 at 12:18 pm to goofball
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To Fight White Supremacy, Coca-Cola Discontinues Vanilla Coke
You have GOT to be shitting me.
Who in the hell is making these decisions? This is a fricking clown show.
ETA: FML. Rain the downvotes as they are deserved
This post was edited on 2/23/21 at 11:03 pm
Posted on 2/23/21 at 12:20 pm to goofball
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Coca-Cola has discontinued its controversial product Vanilla Coke, saying it is "too white" and must be dismantled as part of the company's continued emphasis on eliminating whiteness from society.
Genius. Coca Cola just prepping for the launch of CHOCOLATE COKE!!!! Should be quite tasty
Posted on 2/23/21 at 2:05 pm to goofball
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To fight white supremacy, Coca-Cola has discontinued its controversial product Vanilla Coke,
Ohhhhhh! The irony, liquid vanilla flavouring is brown!
Yes, I do know the article is satire.
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