re: Have you, or someone you know, ever gotten into a fight with someone famous?

Saw a guy I knew in college get undressed by Bobby Hebert in a shitty college bar bathroom one time.

Kid started talking trash about Hebert while Hebert was taking a piss in a urinal. Hebert got finished and went in the kids face and announced to everyone, “I’m only here to frick your girlfriend tonight.”

Kid didn’t say another word while Hebert was right in his face, and everyone was laughing their asses off.