re: I heard a good one today boat related

i hate how on my boat the rod holder and gas cap are right next to each other. both are stainless steel. ive done it once before. remove the cap to the gas tank, then turn around to grab the pump, turn back around and now you are looking at nearly two identical stainless steel holes.

multiple times ive put the nozzle in the rod holder and caught myself before pumping. once I did not. it sucked big time.