re: I know cruises are trashy, but anyone know how to get the best deal on one?

Cruises are not necessarily trashy. I have been on about a dozen of them. I don't even think they are sailing right now. I don't often use travel agents these days, but the last few times I have used them were for cruises. The ones who specialize in cruises can get you some deals. As far as the unlimited alcohol, one time , as an incentive to book early, we got a free $700.00 per couple voucher for bar tabs that included everything except premium wines (which is what I mostly drink). I can't wait until the cruise industry gets back to some sense of normalcy. I will be first in line.