re: Man accused of masturbating in LSU parking lot, claims he was playing 'air drums'

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This dude has multiple arrests for the same thing. He used to be on a cleaning crew my ex-wife hired to clean about 10 years ago. I talked to Hillar Moore after he got popped for one of these and he basically told me that there wasn't anything more they could really do because he hasn't actually assaulted anyone.

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This is gonna sound strange because I’m not defending his behaviour whatsoever...but is it really worth the money it would take to prosecute him and keep a 72 year old man in jail if he isn’t hurting anyone? Just chase him off campus when he comes around, like mama chasing coons off the porch with a broom.

Or even better, make him go to southern and “air drum” and let them beat his arse. Saves money and accomplishes something.

Sometimes we need to get clever with the legal system. Dude already got blasted for having a tiny pecker on the news. Isn’t that punishment enough?


frick, can someone just show him pornhub already