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re: The Twilight Vampires Are The Most Uncharismatic Vampires I’ve Ever Seen

Posted on 9/14/20 at 7:42 pm to
Posted by Athos
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Posted on 9/14/20 at 7:42 pm to
Because they’re written by a fat frick female that wants vampires to exist so she can frick one. Naturally she doesn’t wanna frick a real vampire, just a pretty emo boy with sharp canines,
Posted by Jay Are
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Posted on 9/14/20 at 8:31 pm to
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Because they’re written by a fat frick female


I guess you've never seen a picture of Stephanie Meyer in 2005, when she wrote these things...
Posted by skrayper
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Posted on 9/15/20 at 2:20 pm to
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Because they’re written by a fat frick female that wants vampires to exist so she can frick one. Naturally she doesn’t wanna frick a real vampire, just a pretty emo boy with sharp canines,


She wasn't fat. I dunno if I'd call her attractive or not, but certainly not overweight.

Are you confusing her with Anne Rice?
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