re: If your company stole money from you

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I'd get together with 2 other guys in the office to plan a devious scheme to create a software hack that we could insert into the main business server that would divert fractions of every penny that was leftover after a monetary transaction, and have those fractional pennies deposited into a bank account that would accumulate over the next 20-30 years enough to make it up. After that, we'd get together to decide what to do because our coding had an error in it, where the decimal point was in the wrong place in our fractional penny diversion scheme virus, and the code was depositing dollars into our account that were amassing way too fast and at such a high amount that it would be noticed immediately after the weekend was over. We'd probably decide to withdraw all the money and give it back to my company, but it might accidentally go to the guy who's been railroaded by the sales manager for so many years for doing mean things to him to make him quit, like taking his stapler, removing his cubicle music (the guy does data entry all day and what's the problem with listening to some tunes while you work alone?!), then moving his desk down into the basement, and then get this, stopping his paycheck! What a douche! The office will burn down because of this when our buddy grows a pair, goes into the manager's office early Monday to turn in his notice of resignation, open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.

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