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Just for laughs. Fart prank.
Posted on 8/10/20 at 10:26 pm
Posted on 8/10/20 at 10:26 pm
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Posted on 8/10/20 at 10:27 pm to Muahahaha
quote:Checks out
Muahahaha
Posted on 8/10/20 at 10:29 pm to Muahahaha
quote:
Fart prank
quote:
Just for laughs
As opposed to the hard-hitting, undercover expose fart prank?
Posted on 8/10/20 at 10:30 pm to Muahahaha
Are you 12
Posted on 8/10/20 at 10:31 pm to jimbeam
Farting will always be funny.
Posted on 8/10/20 at 10:35 pm to jimbeam
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Are you 12
Probably not but acting 12 and laughing at what a 12 year old might from time to time is not a bad thing.
Posted on 8/10/20 at 10:35 pm to Muahahaha
A fart prank nearly cost me a job once.
We were eating lunch on our outside dock area when a guy walked past me, raised his leg, and, I thought, ripped juicy fart right near my head. Out of instinct, I jumped and kicked him. I caught him right in the knee, it buckled, and he fell.
It wasn't a fart, but one of those damn fart button machines that were popular for a while. I can not stand for someone to do that while I'm eating, and I guess I took offense.
Anyway, we both got a talking to by the bossman, but no other ramifications. They could have fired my arse, I suppose.
We were eating lunch on our outside dock area when a guy walked past me, raised his leg, and, I thought, ripped juicy fart right near my head. Out of instinct, I jumped and kicked him. I caught him right in the knee, it buckled, and he fell.
It wasn't a fart, but one of those damn fart button machines that were popular for a while. I can not stand for someone to do that while I'm eating, and I guess I took offense.
Anyway, we both got a talking to by the bossman, but no other ramifications. They could have fired my arse, I suppose.
Posted on 8/10/20 at 10:37 pm to LegendInMyMind
quote:
They could have fired my arse, I suppose.
TBH, they should have. Who the frick attacks someone for farting in their vicinity?
Posted on 8/10/20 at 10:39 pm to LegendInMyMind
They must have really needed you. During covid your arse would have been gone as part of cost savings
Posted on 8/10/20 at 10:41 pm to FieldEngineer
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TBH, they should have. Who the frick attacks someone for farting in their vicinity?
On that note, I was attacked once for letting one rip. I was at a trendy bar with some coworkers, waiting at the bar for drinks. Earlier that day, I made the mistake of having Indian food for lunch. I had no idea the level of toxicity that I was about to release in the room, but I let one sneak out. Almost immediately, a young woman who worked there started hitting me on my back!
Posted on 8/10/20 at 10:42 pm to MadeFromScratch
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They must have really needed you. During covid your arse would have been gone as part of cost savings
Pretty much. I was the only one in the whole place who could do the job. When I finally quit, they called me back three times. I declined all three. I did some contract work for them a few times, but not at their place, and they paid me well.
And, to be fair, the boss said that the guy deserved it. He didn't last long at all.
Posted on 8/10/20 at 10:43 pm to FieldEngineer
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TBH, they should have. Who the frick attacks someone for farting in their vicinity?
He farted in my face while I was eating. I'd likely do it again.
Posted on 8/10/20 at 10:44 pm to jimbeam
quote:Yep!
Are you 12
Posted on 8/10/20 at 10:45 pm to LegendInMyMind
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He farted in my face while I was eating. I'd likely do it again.
Aimed at you and everything?
I wonder if you could claim temporary insanity if he pressed charges.
Posted on 8/10/20 at 10:47 pm to LegendInMyMind
Dude needed his arse kicked!
Posted on 8/10/20 at 10:49 pm to FieldEngineer
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Aimed at you and everything?
I wonder if you could claim temporary insanity if he pressed charges.
The outside area had the metal patio sets with the chairs that rock back and forth like a spring. I was leaned back with a sandwich in my hand when the fricker walked out of the door, walked by me, hiked his leg, pointed his arse at me, and farted. Head level. Yeah, I was seeing red for a few seconds.
This post was edited on 8/10/20 at 10:51 pm
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