re: Golf Jokes

It's the night before John's wedding, and his best man, George, suggests to him that they get one last round of golf in before he ties the knot. So, the next morning they wake up and go play golf.

It's time for the wedding, and all the guests begin to arrive, but there's no sign of John and George. More time goes by, and guests start to leave. Another hour goes by, and the bride is left all alone on the steps of the church when John finally arrives.

He sees the disappointment on his bride's face, and says, "I can explain. George and I went to play golf this morning, and he hit his first shot, then collapsed from a heart attack!"

The bride looks at John, and says, "Oh I'm so sorry, I thought my day was bad, but you had a much worse day than I did."

John replies, "Tell me about it, all day it was hit the ball, drag George, hit the ball, drag George."