re: This should be a bigger story: Evidence Tampered With In McCloskey Gun Case

Dude, clearly the Mccloskeys unlocked the gate and invited the mob over for hibiscus tea and scones.

Then when the mob shows up on the lawn, McCloskey goes "Bait and Switch, motherfrickers" and pulls a Rambo moment.

And then later that night, he hooks up a chain to his baw buddy's BigFoot style monster truck, and they yank that fricking gate down while they shotgun a whole case of Natty Ice.

And then, he disassembles the firearms involved and cleverly reassembles them to be made inoperable. He then surrenders them to the local yokel Barney Fife with a smug grin and a wink.

Hank and Chalmette already Matlock'd the frick out of this, bruh.