re: 30-year-old patient dies in San Antonio hospital after attending 'COVID Party'

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”Just before the patient died, they looked at their nurse and said, 'I think I made a mistake. I thought this was a hoax, but it's not,'" Appleby said.

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Whether it is true or not, the statement above sounds suspiciously the same as a line from Days of Our Lives or perhaps better: General Hospital.

Cut to next scene. The nurse, after witnessing the statement, finds the doctor that represents her forbidden love. She drags him to a utility closet and pegs him with a broken mop handle. They both cry out in ecstasy in fulfilling their secret desires as they march together towards a certain Covid death. Make the most of our last days on earth people.