re: How pissed would you be? (Karen called the DNR)

What do you call the male version of a Karen?

Shot my buck on my lease in Illinois last season. As I’m dragging the deer out, I receive a phone call telling me my daughter has been involved in an auto accident.

I drop the guts out of the deer, put it on my hitch haul and head to the camp. There I take a shower, pack and hit the road. I drive all night and pull into my driveway around daylight the next morning.

I change clothes and head for the hospital where my daughter is.

Around 10 that morning my son takes my deer to the local processor. After returning from the hospital, I lay down on the living room couch to watch football and sleep. Thirty minutes later I’m awakened by a knock at my door. I open it to see my friendly, neighborhood warden asking to see my license and tags.

Long story short, he cuts me a ticket for illegally bringing a deer into the state from a known CWD carrying state.

I go back in the house and ask my son if he stopped somewhere when he took my deer to the processor. He replies, yes sir. I ask who he saw? He tells me an old “friend” I used to hunt with. It didn’t take long to confirm where the complaint came from.

Judge dropped the cost on the ticket to $200. It was originally $500. Yes, I fouled up but don’t think for a second folks won’t turn you in.