re: In the immortal words of the great Ron Swanson...

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Greatest quote in a show full of great quotes

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Not sure it's better than these:

"Waitress. There is stuff on my plate that my food usually eats."

"Waitress, on second thought, I will have that 3rd porterhouse steak."

"Give me all the bacon you have. Just so we're clear. I don't mean just a lot of bacon. I mean, literally, all of the bacon you have."