re: What would the outdoor board do?

If there's one thing scarier than a giant fricking fisher spider, it's a wasp that kills giant fricking fisher spiders. And if there's one thing scarier than a wasp that kills giant fricking fisher spiders, it's a wasp that just paralyzes the giant fricking fisher spider, subsequently laying eggs in its giant fricking zombie-like corpse, so its babies can then eat it alive from the inside.

Saw this walking across my driveway a couple weeks ago and was like WTF? Got closer and saw the wasp drag the spider across the driveway, go straight up my garage door, cross over to the bricks, walk along the top of the wall and go around the corner of the house and back and forth again couple times, then finally dragging it up onto the roof, where it then fought off another wasp trying to steal its prey.

While it was impressive watching the wasp drag this giant spider along the brick wall, it was even more impressive watching it drag it straight up the much slicker garage door.



Damn, nature...