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re: Recently discovered exerpt from George Washington's diary.....

Posted on 6/16/20 at 8:35 am to
Posted by NineLineBind
LA....no, the other one
Member since May 2020
7049 posts
Posted on 6/16/20 at 8:35 am to
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"Dear diary,

I am soooooo depressed today.....
It's extremely cold and I just feel like my troops hearts aren't in it anymore....

Ye Mainstream Media are constantly touting polls that show the Revolution is EXTREMELY unpopular.....

The same pollsters show that in the Colonies, King George has an approval rating of 80%, while my approval rating is barely above 20%....

Last night, one of the militia accidentally killed one of our Indian scouts who got drunk and stole some corn, so NOW a group called ILM are threatening to abandon the cause....

I feel like I can't possibly go on, diary.....

What should I do?"

If GW was alive today and used Facebook.
Submit this to Babylon Bee.... oh wait you just did.
Posted by oogabooga68
Member since Nov 2018
27194 posts
Posted on 6/16/20 at 9:22 am to
I should edit to say "Dear Facebook"....
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