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Teachers Urge Government To Reopen Schools Before Students Learn To Think For Themselves

Posted on 4/30/20 at 5:10 pm
Posted by L.A.
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Member since Aug 2003
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Posted on 4/30/20 at 5:10 pm

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U.S.—Teachers at government schools have raised their concerns that the recent closure of their institutions will have a damaging effect on students. In particular, the nation's educators are worried that the longer the schools are closed, the more likely it is that students will begin thinking for themselves, learn life skills away from the government school system, and realize how much more they learn at home.

"We must reopen as soon as possible -- before they regain their ability to have independent thoughts," said New York 4th-grade teacher Ms. Jenny Mudd. "This is an urgent crisis. We realize we have to do our part to prevent the spread of the virus, but we must also prevent the spread of unapproved ideas. There's a balance there."

"Reopen the schools before it is too late."

Sure enough, studies have already shown a strong correlation between everyone being homeschooled and a concerning spike in independent thought. Students who have been away from the government school system for even a week stop feeling depressed and anxious all the time and even show a shocking increase in the ability to form thoughts and ideas not approved by the government.

Teachers have further pointed out that parents aren't properly equipped to indoctrinate their children with government propaganda. "I went to school for eight years to be able to do this," said Portland kindergarten teacher Ms. Pinkerton. "Parents just don't have the experience of stuffing kids' heads full of a statist worldview seven hours a day like I do."

Babylon Bee
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
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Posted on 4/30/20 at 5:15 pm to
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we must also prevent the spread of unapproved ideas. There's a balance there."


How Nazi can you get?
Posted by L.A.
The Mojave Desert
Member since Aug 2003
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Posted on 4/30/20 at 5:16 pm to
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How Nazi can you get?
You're aware it's a satirical website, right?
Posted by Indefatigable
Member since Jan 2019
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Posted on 4/30/20 at 5:16 pm to
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FightinTigersDammit


Posted by OchoDedos
Republic of Texas
Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 4/30/20 at 5:17 pm to
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. "I went to school for eight years to be able to do this," said Portland kindergarten teacher Ms. Pinkerton. "Parents just don't have the experience of stuffing kids' heads full of a statist worldview seven hours a day like I do."

8 years? She must have gone to Southern
Posted by Crimson Wraith
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 4/30/20 at 5:18 pm to
Mudd and Pinkerton.

Posted by Hogs78
Arkansas
Member since Feb 2019
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Posted on 4/30/20 at 5:23 pm to
What did my eyes just read?
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46273 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 5:26 pm to
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You're aware it's a satirical website, right?


I was not. Mea culpa.
Posted by L.A.
The Mojave Desert
Member since Aug 2003
65328 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 5:31 pm to
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I was not. Mea culpa.
Conservative leaning satirical website. They have some devastating stuff.
Posted by KrushGroove
Member since Jun 2012
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Posted on 4/30/20 at 5:33 pm to
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Conservative leaning satirical website. They have some devastating stuff.


lmao people not able to recognize satire. Maybe the title could now be edited to reflect a lack of critical thinking skills for adults, too.
Posted by Da Sheik
Trump Tower
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Posted on 4/30/20 at 5:34 pm to
Obviously you are new here.
Posted by Jay Quest
Once removed from Massachusetts
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 4/30/20 at 5:46 pm to
What's sad is that a Harvard professor, more or less, said the same thing as this satirical piece. Except she was serious.
Posted by L.A.
The Mojave Desert
Member since Aug 2003
65328 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 5:53 pm to
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What's sad is that a Harvard professor, more or less, said the same thing as this satirical piece. Except she was serious
Such a fricking great point

Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
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Posted on 4/30/20 at 5:58 pm to
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Obviously you are new here.

Obviously?
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
57778 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 6:01 pm to
Satire but it reads as the truth.
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