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Teachers Urge Government To Reopen Schools Before Students Learn To Think For Themselves
Posted on 4/30/20 at 5:10 pm
Posted on 4/30/20 at 5:10 pm
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U.S.—Teachers at government schools have raised their concerns that the recent closure of their institutions will have a damaging effect on students. In particular, the nation's educators are worried that the longer the schools are closed, the more likely it is that students will begin thinking for themselves, learn life skills away from the government school system, and realize how much more they learn at home.
"We must reopen as soon as possible -- before they regain their ability to have independent thoughts," said New York 4th-grade teacher Ms. Jenny Mudd. "This is an urgent crisis. We realize we have to do our part to prevent the spread of the virus, but we must also prevent the spread of unapproved ideas. There's a balance there."
"Reopen the schools before it is too late."
Sure enough, studies have already shown a strong correlation between everyone being homeschooled and a concerning spike in independent thought. Students who have been away from the government school system for even a week stop feeling depressed and anxious all the time and even show a shocking increase in the ability to form thoughts and ideas not approved by the government.
Teachers have further pointed out that parents aren't properly equipped to indoctrinate their children with government propaganda. "I went to school for eight years to be able to do this," said Portland kindergarten teacher Ms. Pinkerton. "Parents just don't have the experience of stuffing kids' heads full of a statist worldview seven hours a day like I do."
Babylon Bee
Posted on 4/30/20 at 5:15 pm to L.A.
quote:
we must also prevent the spread of unapproved ideas. There's a balance there."
How Nazi can you get?
Posted on 4/30/20 at 5:16 pm to FightinTigersDammit
quote:You're aware it's a satirical website, right?
How Nazi can you get?
Posted on 4/30/20 at 5:16 pm to FightinTigersDammit
quote:
FightinTigersDammit
Posted on 4/30/20 at 5:17 pm to L.A.
quote:
. "I went to school for eight years to be able to do this," said Portland kindergarten teacher Ms. Pinkerton. "Parents just don't have the experience of stuffing kids' heads full of a statist worldview seven hours a day like I do."
8 years? She must have gone to Southern
Posted on 4/30/20 at 5:26 pm to L.A.
quote:
You're aware it's a satirical website, right?
I was not. Mea culpa.
Posted on 4/30/20 at 5:31 pm to FightinTigersDammit
quote:Conservative leaning satirical website. They have some devastating stuff.
I was not. Mea culpa.
Posted on 4/30/20 at 5:33 pm to L.A.
quote:
Conservative leaning satirical website. They have some devastating stuff.
lmao people not able to recognize satire. Maybe the title could now be edited to reflect a lack of critical thinking skills for adults, too.
Posted on 4/30/20 at 5:34 pm to FightinTigersDammit
Obviously you are new here. 
Posted on 4/30/20 at 5:46 pm to L.A.
What's sad is that a Harvard professor, more or less, said the same thing as this satirical piece. Except she was serious.
Posted on 4/30/20 at 5:53 pm to Jay Quest
quote:Such a fricking great point
What's sad is that a Harvard professor, more or less, said the same thing as this satirical piece. Except she was serious
Posted on 4/30/20 at 5:58 pm to Da Sheik
quote:
Obviously you are new here.
Obviously?
Posted on 4/30/20 at 6:01 pm to FightinTigersDammit
Satire but it reads as the truth.
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