re: Pick your top 3 places you want to go when the lockdown is over

Restaurant- I cook better than most places so no. Movie-haven’t been to a theatre in years so no. There will be no live sporting events soon so no. Got plenty clothes so no. The gym is a no because I am old, bald and fat. Barber—see the previous statement. Church—I’m either a non practicing Catholic or an atheist so no. Beach—again see see old and fat so no. I plan on going to a bar for about 3-4 days straight then try to get several doctor appointments. I bet I find an open bar a lot quicker than I get a doctor appointment