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re: Some good examples of lyrical genius?
Posted on 4/22/20 at 11:02 pm to Chef Free Gold Bloom
Posted on 4/22/20 at 11:02 pm to Chef Free Gold Bloom
Yeah
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
I'm not a cat
I don't say meow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
I go "mooo" (I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow)
Mooo (I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow)
Mooo (I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow)
Mooo (I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow)
Yeah
I say, bitch, I'm too smooth
I'm not in the mood
Tryna make moves
Tryna make moves
Bitch, I'm too smooth
I'm not in the mood
Tryna make moves
Tryna make moves
Got milk bitch? Got beef? (got beef?)
Got steak ho? Got cheese? (got it)
Grade A ho, not lean (not lean)
Got me A1, sauce please
These heifers got nothin' on me
Steaks high, need a side of collard greens
Cash rules everything around me (everything around me)
Ice C.R.E.A.M, ice C.R.E.A.M (ice cream)
You a calf bitch, you my daughter (you ma daughter)
I ain't bothered (I ain't bothered)
Get slaughtered (get slaughtered)
Got the methane, I'm a farter (woo)
With my farmer (woo)
McDonald (woo)
And they feed me real good, it's a honor (it's a honor)
Philly cheesesteak all in that order (get that order)
Chili cheese fries as a starter (as a starter)
Got the steroids keeping me stronger (strong)
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
I'm not a cat
I don't say meow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
I go "mooo"
Mooo
Mooo
Mooo
Yeah
I say, bitch, I'm too smooth
I'm not in the mood
Tryna make moves
Tryna make moves
Bitch, I'm too smooth
I'm not in the mood
Tryna make moves
Tryna make moves
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow (yeah)
Bitch, I'm a cow
Old McDonald had a farm
I give him a titty tryna keep him calm
I'm just tryna turn up in the country
I ain't in the city 'cause they ain't got lawns
Suck a **** dick, or somethin' E-I-O
Shittin' on these bitches only thing I know
Tippin' on his dick, I see the chickens in the pens
They wanna catch us ridin' dirty with them fiends, I know
I ain't a moose, bitch
Get out my hay, get out my hay
Bitch, get out my hay
I ain't a moose, bitch
Get out my hay, get out my hay
Bitch, get out my hay
I ain't a moose, bitch
Get out my hay, get out my hay
Get out my hay
I ain't a moose, bitch
Get out my hay, get out my hay
Bitch, get out my hay
My milkshake brings all the boys to the farm
And they're like
It's better than yours
Damn right
It's better than yours
I can treat you
But I have to charge
My milkshake brings all the boys to the farm
And they're like
It's better than yours
Damn right
It's better than yours
I can treat you
But I have to charge
It's better than yours
It's better than yours
But I have to charge
It's better than yours
It's better than yours
But I have to charge
I want a cheese burger
fricking vegans
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
I'm not a cat
I don't say meow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
I go "mooo" (I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow)
Mooo (I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow)
Mooo (I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow)
Mooo (I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow)
Yeah
I say, bitch, I'm too smooth
I'm not in the mood
Tryna make moves
Tryna make moves
Bitch, I'm too smooth
I'm not in the mood
Tryna make moves
Tryna make moves
Got milk bitch? Got beef? (got beef?)
Got steak ho? Got cheese? (got it)
Grade A ho, not lean (not lean)
Got me A1, sauce please
These heifers got nothin' on me
Steaks high, need a side of collard greens
Cash rules everything around me (everything around me)
Ice C.R.E.A.M, ice C.R.E.A.M (ice cream)
You a calf bitch, you my daughter (you ma daughter)
I ain't bothered (I ain't bothered)
Get slaughtered (get slaughtered)
Got the methane, I'm a farter (woo)
With my farmer (woo)
McDonald (woo)
And they feed me real good, it's a honor (it's a honor)
Philly cheesesteak all in that order (get that order)
Chili cheese fries as a starter (as a starter)
Got the steroids keeping me stronger (strong)
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
I'm not a cat
I don't say meow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
I go "mooo"
Mooo
Mooo
Mooo
Yeah
I say, bitch, I'm too smooth
I'm not in the mood
Tryna make moves
Tryna make moves
Bitch, I'm too smooth
I'm not in the mood
Tryna make moves
Tryna make moves
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow (yeah)
Bitch, I'm a cow
Old McDonald had a farm
I give him a titty tryna keep him calm
I'm just tryna turn up in the country
I ain't in the city 'cause they ain't got lawns
Suck a **** dick, or somethin' E-I-O
Shittin' on these bitches only thing I know
Tippin' on his dick, I see the chickens in the pens
They wanna catch us ridin' dirty with them fiends, I know
I ain't a moose, bitch
Get out my hay, get out my hay
Bitch, get out my hay
I ain't a moose, bitch
Get out my hay, get out my hay
Bitch, get out my hay
I ain't a moose, bitch
Get out my hay, get out my hay
Get out my hay
I ain't a moose, bitch
Get out my hay, get out my hay
Bitch, get out my hay
My milkshake brings all the boys to the farm
And they're like
It's better than yours
Damn right
It's better than yours
I can treat you
But I have to charge
My milkshake brings all the boys to the farm
And they're like
It's better than yours
Damn right
It's better than yours
I can treat you
But I have to charge
It's better than yours
It's better than yours
But I have to charge
It's better than yours
It's better than yours
But I have to charge
I want a cheese burger
fricking vegans
Posted on 4/23/20 at 7:16 am to Saint Alfonzo
Somebody say, "Hey, we want some pussy"
Hey, we want some pussy
Let me hear you say, "Hey, we want some pussy"
Hey, we want some pussy
Somebody say, "Hey, we want some pussy"
Hey, we want some pussy
Everybody say, "Hey, we want some pussy"
Hey, we want some pussy
You see, me and my homies like to play this game
We call it Amtrak but some call it the train
We all would line up in a single-file line
And take our turns at waxing girls' behinds
But every time it came to me, I was shite out of luck
Because I'd stick my dick in and it would get stuck
The girls would say, "Stop", I'd say, "I'm not
That's enough, I quit, 'cause y'all are bustin' me out"
I say, girls, don't hide it, just divide it
And please don't knock it until you've tried it
So to all of you bitches and all you hoes
Let's have group sex and do the Rambo
Everybody say, "Hey, we want some pussy"
Hey, we want some pussy
Everybody say, "Hey, we want some pussy"
Hey, we want some pussy
I'm the Peter Piper of the 1980's
Got a long hard dick for all of the ladies
I don't care if you got three babies
You can work the stick in my Mercedes
If you wanna blow, just let me know
We can go backstage at the end of the show
I'll look at you and you will look at me
With my dick in my hands as you fall to your knees
You know what to do
'Cause I won't say please
Just nibble on my dick
Like a rat does cheese
Everybody say, "Hey, we want some pussy"
Hey, we want some pussy
Everybody say, "Hey, we want some pussy"
Hey, we want some pussy
Somebody say, "Hey, we want some pussy"
Hey, we want some pussy
Everybody say, "Hey, we want some pussy"
Hey, we want some pussy
Hey, we want some pussy
Let me hear you say, "Hey, we want some pussy"
Hey, we want some pussy
Somebody say, "Hey, we want some pussy"
Hey, we want some pussy
Everybody say, "Hey, we want some pussy"
Hey, we want some pussy
You see, me and my homies like to play this game
We call it Amtrak but some call it the train
We all would line up in a single-file line
And take our turns at waxing girls' behinds
But every time it came to me, I was shite out of luck
Because I'd stick my dick in and it would get stuck
The girls would say, "Stop", I'd say, "I'm not
That's enough, I quit, 'cause y'all are bustin' me out"
I say, girls, don't hide it, just divide it
And please don't knock it until you've tried it
So to all of you bitches and all you hoes
Let's have group sex and do the Rambo
Everybody say, "Hey, we want some pussy"
Hey, we want some pussy
Everybody say, "Hey, we want some pussy"
Hey, we want some pussy
I'm the Peter Piper of the 1980's
Got a long hard dick for all of the ladies
I don't care if you got three babies
You can work the stick in my Mercedes
If you wanna blow, just let me know
We can go backstage at the end of the show
I'll look at you and you will look at me
With my dick in my hands as you fall to your knees
You know what to do
'Cause I won't say please
Just nibble on my dick
Like a rat does cheese
Everybody say, "Hey, we want some pussy"
Hey, we want some pussy
Everybody say, "Hey, we want some pussy"
Hey, we want some pussy
Somebody say, "Hey, we want some pussy"
Hey, we want some pussy
Everybody say, "Hey, we want some pussy"
Hey, we want some pussy
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