re: rewatched the original Vacation last night

[Delivering the eulogy for Aunt Edna] “O God, ease our suffering in this our moment of great despair. Yay, admit this kind and decent woman into thy farms of thine heavenly area up there. And Moab, he lay us down upon the band of the Canaanites, and yay, though the Hindus speak of karma, I implore you, give her a break.”

“Clark...”

“Baruuuuuuch Ataaaaaaah Aleluuuuuuuyah...”

“Clark, this is a serious matter, I'll do it myself!”

“Honey, I'm not an ordained minister, I'm doing my best.”