re: If she's in Miami this week...

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I've got 3 out of the house sons. 2 graduated & 1 still in undergrad.

The middle one lives in Nashville, works in music industry. Trying to find his way in the adult world.

He called last night for my advice about a girl he's been seeing. Here are the hilarious bullet points:

1. she's a waitress "slash" instagram model influencer
2. they've been casually dating for 4 months
3. she's been in Miami since Saturday & staying through next Tuesday
4. he can't get a straight answer from her what she's doing down there, where she's staying, or how she can afford it (he's not obsessing, but he realizes something is "up")
5. he says she's texting him all kinds of pictures at clubs, restaurants, on the beach, on a couple of different boats, etc. with some girl friends, but no guys in the pictures.


For his sanity, I won't share the girl's account, but here's a girl who is down there with her, for your troubles:

Miami party girl

So, I ask the OT:

She's a hooker/escort/on a rich man's yacht, isn't she?

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