Man crashed his car and jumped 40ft off I-85 when he thought cops were coming for him lol

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Man who jumped off I-85 bridge while running away from police turns himself in

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Apparently turned himself in and was taken to the hospital with non life threatening injuries.

We've all been there.

When I was a teen and still living in Louisiana, I thought they were coming for me so I burned quite large portion of good smoke in a hurry in my back yard.

I used rubbing alcohol and drinking alcohol to ignite it. Didnt burn as well as planned and started smoking a lot which freaked me out because everything was damp. I was hoping the fire would be strong enough to where I could throw in leaves and branches to help mask and disguise any scent. Plan failed hard. In a moment of clarity, I stopped and said to myself, "if your family comes outside, you're also fricked." So in my panic I ran, got my spare tire, 2 5 gallon buckets, burned cds and a plastic milk crate which I used to create a plastic and tire fire, which luckily worked.

No one came. But as much as I thought that they were in those moments,I dont regret doing what I did.

The guy in Atlanta who jumped off an elevated access ramp years ago and was beheaded as he landed on a spike of an iron fence is the GOAT. Caught him in the throat and his head remained on the fence and his body kept going. There probably still are photos on the net... there used to be.

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duggieblue

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Upvoted. That was awesome.

He leakin.

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I stopped and said to myself, "if your family comes outside, you're also fricked." So in my panic I ran, got my spare tire, 2 5 gallon buckets, burned cds and a plastic milk crate which I used to create a plastic and tire fire

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Nothing to see here. It’s just your ordinary backyard plastic and tire fire.