re: Employee trying to make me fire them on Christmas

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You know who I respect?
I respect people that
work a nine-to-five job
that could show up late for work
without an excuse.
They show up,
take full responsibility.
"Hey, I'm sorry I'm late.
It'll never happen again.
I overslept, I apologize.
It's irresponsible on my behalf.
If I do it again, fire me."
I respect people that can do that.
'Cause I can't do that,
'cause I'm a fricking liar. I am.
If I'm late, something happened.
I don't give a shite.
Something drastic happened.
"Yo, dude, sorry I'm late.
I was on the highway and a fricking baby
was running on the highway.
Yeah, I know, right? shite's crazy.
So I get out of the car,
I start chasing the baby.

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