re: How many times in your adult life have you legit shite your pants

I don't remember ever shitting in my pants, but one time I had to drop my pants and shite behind a bush next to tiger stadium. Luckily it was 7AM and there weren't many people around. It was bad, and of course I didn't have anything to wipe with, so I had to pull my pants up, find the nearest bathroom, wiped down and threw those boxers away.

Another time I sharted the bed in a hotel. I just rolled up half the sheets, took a shower and went back to sleep. Left a tip for room service.