re: Get used to the Peloton holiday commercial

My whale of an ex-wife left me after I sold her car and surprised her with a bike for Christmas.

I put one of those big red bows like from the commercials on it and parked it where her car used to be in our garage.

Christmas morning I led her out to the garage, covering her eyes. She was so giddy until I pulled my hands away.

When she realized what was going on she clocked me and moved out. Women are complicated.