re: I come in peace looking for tailgate

I would 100% do that. I’ve been there plenty of enough times to see it’s a zoo and there’s no possible way to verify who everybody is. If you don’t have a direct Hal rep, call up Hal’s main office and propose some potential BS upcoming work for your company, get a direct contact at Hal and use that SOB to party.

Edit: I now hope that you see an LSU guys’ commitment to partying.