re: People who slam down quarters to steal the pool table are the worst

I believe I know what your talking bout and it pisses me off but being patient is worth more than going to jail for knuckle checking behind $5-$10 in quarters.

Basically you and some friends go have a few drinks. After a while someone mentions playing pool.
Having not played in a while and having a love for the game as well as $3.00 in quarters between the lot of you, you drop’em and rack’em.

While halfway through the 2nd game, out of no where comes , Henry Lee, sashaying up to the table, and shuffles $10 in the quarter slots without making eye contact or saying a frickin word, while he unpacks his 3 custom Budweiser pool sticks with Rebel Flag carrying case, in which he traded his own divine prized creation “Rottmaraner” Hybrid Tracker/Catcher Hog Dog for, while out on the last hunt in which Claimed the life of Lil Frankie’s 3 Legged Champion Pitbull.

Being the bigger man, you bite your lip and finish the game. Only because you know these 1/2 drunk Homofag Queersexual Cockfrickers are gonna play wild and fast and won’t be long. So you pull up a stool and kick back a few just a short disance away watching the shite show with the biggest chicken shite grin on your face cause you know you just went and got $20 in quarters that your about to drop on the table just as soon as you get finish chasing them around your pockets and if Henry Lee wants to play again, he better pack a lunch, cause you are about to give the record for the worlds most consecutive time consuming game of pool a run for its money.