re: Possible video of Maine coach doing coke on sidelines

OK... I don't think an in-depth analysis *should* be necessary here, but here's mine.

The thing the neckbeard hands the coach does, in this very low-quality video of a video, sort of look like a couple of grams of coke in a cut-up baggy.

If someone gives you some coke in a baggy, though, you can't just disappear behind a clipboard for a second and a half and get high.

That's way too much coke to just snort up like that. You're going to want to break it up. You're going to have a bunch left over. You're going to want to spend some time making sure you don't have coke all over you afterwards.

The tobacco explanation makes sense. It's innocent enough to think a coach might do it on the sidelines, but the Maine football sideline is uptight enough that he'd try to be discreet.

And he did a pretty good job of being discreet, until some basement-dwelling jock sniffer (who's apparently never even seen cocaine) blew his cover.