re: Funny College Roommate Stories?

I was a freshman and had a part time job, as I am leaving for work one afternoon my roommate comes in with a litre of cheap tequila.

I come home 4 hours later and my roommate is sitting on the couch with all the lights off and an empty tequila bottle and he is sharpening some giant arse rambo knife.

I moved out the next morning.

(Also not a roommate, but I got in a fight at the Sidetrack and ran out the back when the cops showed up. After a short chase I climbed into a salvation army donation hut (little 4'x4' building where you left clothes). Cops could not find me and I passed out. Woke up the next morning and climbed out while a lady and her son were dropping off some stuff.)