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I had a buddy crash on my couch after we did some drinking the night before. Probably around 3am, I heard a bunch of noise in the kitchen so I came out of my room to check and there was dude, drunk as heck, taking a leak in my oven with the door open. He did not believe me the next morning when I made him clean my oven out.

Nearly the same. Two buddies came in town for the weekend, one had graduated the semester before, the other was that guy's friend that would always come in town to party with us. My roommates were brothers and had met up with their parents earlier on Saturday for lunch(this comes back in to play). We all go out Saturday night and wake up Sunday getting ready to head to the lake and notice that one of the two weekend visitors had gotten up early and left. Not thinking anything of it, one of the roommates goes and preheats the oven and walks away. Comes back 5 min or so later to put his leftovers from Saturday in there and gets hit with the worst smell ever, a smell that quickly saturated our condo. Fella(the buddy of our recently graduated friend) that had gotten out of town early that morning had dropped a deuce in the oven, which had then been preheated to 375. No one in our group had ever wronged this dude(i.e. stolen a girl, fricked his g/f) or even really had a disagreement of any kind with him. Craziest part is that none of our group of friends has seen or heard from the guy since, not even our buddy that he knew.

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Posted by kingbob

Sorrento, LA

Member since Nov 2010

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Posted on 9/11/19 at 3:27 pm to DovaVol

Yet another different roommate:
We lived in a 3 man apartment with 2 bathrooms. Well, one of the guys was an obsessive compulsive clean freak. He discovered that the key to his room would also lock the bathroom nearest his room (which also happened to be the one off of the living room). He would lock it on gamedays before going out to tailgate because “he didn’t want anyone to use his toothbrush”. So, we’d have like 8 people over in gameday all sharing one bathroom because this a-hole would lock “his” bathroom.

Well, my gf (same one from prior stories) got desperate one week and decided to try to pick the lock on his bathroom with a hair clip and a safety pin and succeeded so we could all use that second bathroom. The next day, the roommate is walking around the apt cleaning all confused and asks me: “did I lock my bathroom yesterday?” I just shrugged. He starts saying “I could have sworn I locked it...DID ANYONE USE MY TOOTHBRUSH!!!?” I just looked at him like a crazy person and said “Why the f&$k would anyone want to use your toothbrush?”

We picked his lock every game day the rest of the year and each time moved every item in his bathroom around slightly just to f$&k with him. We never admitted it nor got caught.

This post was edited on 9/11/19 at 3:32 pm

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