re: Funny College Roommate Stories?

Dude considered campus as his camp ground and his dorm room as his rv. He almost never came home at night, but he had his alarm clock there. He worked a lab job early early in the morning, so that alarm clock would go off whether he was there or not. It wasn’t a normal alarm clock either. It had both battery and a/c power, it had the tiniest button ever to make it turn off while every other button worked as a “snooze”, and it was one of those that would get louder the longer it went without being shut off exponentially. Every time he’d come back, he’d find that I’d disassembled the f$&king thing at 5:00am the morning before when I couldn’t get the damn thing to stop f$&king beeping.