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re: Bill Burr: “Michelle Obama wrote a book?!?”

Posted on 9/10/19 at 1:42 pm to
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
17045 posts
Posted on 9/10/19 at 1:42 pm to
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she actually lost money marrying Barack and giving up her job to support his political career


Yeah, they did the Netflix deal for free
Posted by broadhead
Member since Oct 2014
2237 posts
Posted on 9/10/19 at 1:47 pm to
Burr should be put on suicide watch. Joan Rivers said Michelle is really Michael and they killed her.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
101155 posts
Posted on 9/10/19 at 2:15 pm to
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When libs try to say Michelle is better than Trump, I like to say “Michelle is very similar to Trump. He was born into success and she married into it.” They go nuts!


9 inches...
Posted by Erin Go Bragh
Beyond the Pale
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 9/10/19 at 2:26 pm to
Good to see the old Burr dishing it out without fear of consequences. There was a brief slide to the left that had Bill Burr fanatics a bit concerned.
Posted by Ollieoxenfree99
Member since Aug 2018
7748 posts
Posted on 9/10/19 at 2:28 pm to
She would be a tennis player, probably.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
82357 posts
Posted on 9/10/19 at 2:30 pm to
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Bill Burr


His riff on Yoko Ono is one of the funniest things ever. Fair warning, go take a piss before you watch it.
Posted by KCT
Psalm 23:5
Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 9/10/19 at 2:30 pm to
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“Chapter 1: How To Know If A Dick Tastes Presidential”


Answer: Ask Barack
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
82357 posts
Posted on 9/10/19 at 2:31 pm to
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she actually lost money marrying Barack and giving up her job to support his political career.


Would that be the $300k no-show job?
Posted by KCT
Psalm 23:5
Member since Feb 2010
38911 posts
Posted on 9/10/19 at 2:34 pm to
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If it weren’t for Barack no one would know who she is.


If only we had never heard of either one.


Ditto for the Clinton and Bush globalist thugs.
Posted by cwill
Member since Jan 2005
54755 posts
Posted on 9/10/19 at 2:34 pm to
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Bill Burr: “Michelle Obama wrote a book?!?”
“Chapter 1: How To Know If A Dick Tastes Presidential”.


From his new special?
Posted by Ollieoxenfree99
Member since Aug 2018
7748 posts
Posted on 9/10/19 at 2:38 pm to
She also lost her law license to avoid charges for insurance fraud.
Posted by theOG
Member since Feb 2010
10572 posts
Posted on 9/10/19 at 2:42 pm to
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Yes, yes, she would have to console herself by just being rich off her arse since she actually lost money marrying Barack and giving up her job to support his political career.


She'd probably be comfortable, but not owning a $15m house in Martha's Vineyard rich.
Posted by Gnar Cat21
Piña Coladaburg
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 9/10/19 at 2:46 pm to
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From his new special?


Yes
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
17045 posts
Posted on 9/10/19 at 2:46 pm to
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She'd probably be comfortable, but not owning a $15m house in Martha's Vineyard rich.


It's absurd to suggest she would be better off financially had Barack never been elected President
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
90906 posts
Posted on 9/10/19 at 2:48 pm to
The frick of it is, Burr leans Bernie.

Crazy, right?
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
90906 posts
Posted on 9/10/19 at 2:49 pm to
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Ah, well, I'll eat a few thousand down votes for pointing out the truth.


Well, someone is a little full of herself, today.
Posted by Erin Go Bragh
Beyond the Pale
Member since Dec 2007
14916 posts
Posted on 9/10/19 at 3:00 pm to
I'm watching it now. Filmed at the Royal Albert Hall in London.
Posted by FightnBobLafollette
Member since Oct 2017
12204 posts
Posted on 9/10/19 at 3:06 pm to
But I thought all you trumptards cancelled Netflix cause of Obama.

Watch the special. Enrich Obama, progressive Netflix, etc.

Lol
This post was edited on 9/10/19 at 3:07 pm
Posted by cwill
Member since Jan 2005
54755 posts
Posted on 9/10/19 at 3:22 pm to
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The frick of it is, Burr leans Bernie.

Crazy, right?


Burr isn't a right-wing guy or a progressive, but, yeah, he's a Bernie guy. Bernie in 2016 was very similar to trump on foreign policy and trade...the difference comes in domestic giveaways, you know, socialism.

I went to his show here in Houston last year and he was letting everyone have it and it was the weirdest comedy crowd I'd ever seen...there were a lot of sensitive people on both sides at the show.
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25570 posts
Posted on 9/10/19 at 4:08 pm to
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She'd probably be comfortable, but not owning a $15m house in Martha's Vineyard rich.



It's absurd to suggest she would be better off financially had Barack never been elected President




Ah. So the argument is that when she walked away from that extremely well paying job she saw the future and realized they would be worth millions.

So she's psychic.

I see. Yes.

Well, what an evil conniving bitch she is to somehow have this vision of the future where marrying a broke community organizer would make her extremely wealthy instead of the high paying job she had.

You have all shown me the light.

I am a convert now.
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