re: What is your car wash routine?

Pull up to gate, put credit card in slot, choose best wash, hell naw no upgrade, take receipt, machine with female voice tells me to pull up and that my wash is ready, tight playa, pull around the construction cones with creepy dolls strapped to tops, wtf carwash owner guy, pull up to tire conveyer thingy, readjust enough to scuff up my rims, kid says throw it in neutral, i struggle but it gets there. Take off recycle on the a/c, need the lemon scent coming though the vents chief, blare xm jimmy buffett station until it mysteriously goes out, holy shite might hit that dodge dakota in front of me, air blowers leaving streaks, not again, pull around slipping from the sudsery, pull in and straighten up into the vacuum straight jacket lane, wudup gurl u vacuuming too?, that sound from sucking up old receipts and french fries flllllooomp, windows already got rinse free specs so u know its freshly washed, pull out and roll the windows down to fix the mirror, frick not again silk u gotta let em dry first.