re: Will the SEC remain at 14 teams? (one last offseason topic)

(phone rings)

Bevo: Hello?

Boomer: Boomer.

Bevo: Oh, hey Boomer. What's up?

Boomer: It Just Means More called. They want me and Pete to join up. I think we're going to accept.

Bevo: Sad to see you go.

Boomer: No hard feelings?

Bevo: Nah. We'll sure miss you at the state fair.

Boomer: Wait, what?

Bevo: Playing a conference game at the state fair has been a tradition of ours for almost 25 years, you see, and you know how our alumni love our traditions. But hey, good luck with It Just Means More. Maybe you'll get to play in Little Rock--cute town.

Boomer: Nevermind we'll stay. Please don't leave me.

Bevo: Sweet dreams, Boomer. I love you.