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re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
Posted on 8/13/19 at 11:10 am to Darth_Vader
Posted on 8/13/19 at 11:10 am to Darth_Vader
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Just make a blowjob bet with her on your time. If you finish under 29 minutes, she swallows, if you finish over that time you finish on her tits. Either way you get a blowjob out of it.
Why are you thinking about blowjobs aren’t you like 40?
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Posted on 8/13/19 at 11:14 am to el Gaucho
As others have said, I think trying to stay with her is your best bet. It’ll give you the motivation to keep going when you mentally feel like you can’t anymore (probably around the 3/4 mile mark). If you told her 29 minutes, she’s obviously not expecting you to be some incredible runner, so you struggling throughout shouldn’t be a problem.
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