re: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?

It was the 7th grade.

The pencil sharpener was mounted by the door of the classroom. I just sharpen my pencil and I was blowing off the saw dust while admiring how sharp I had gotten it. Then the bell rung and a bunch of other students ran into the room in an effort to not be late for class. In doing so someone ran into me pretty hard which caused my sharpened pencil to go straight up my right nostril of my nose. It hurt, I couldn’t see, and I was spraying blood everywhere and on everyone. Luckily, no permanent damage.