re: This Woman Gave Birth On The Floor In An ER Hallway

Had exact same shite happen to me. Was leaving the hospital for the day, say a couple posted up in the median of the parking lot. Was out of place so asked if they were ok. They said another staff member was getting them a wheelchair. She brought it out, we go to help the lady sit down in the chair and she's like "Oh God." She had on sweatpants and a baggy shirt so I honestly had no clue she was even pregnant so when she is yelling I am thinking she's a psyche patient. She then yells he's coming he's coming." I realize she is pregnant and baby is nearly out. She sits down and baby slides right out, in her fricking sweatpants.

Dad grabs the baby, I ran inside to get a doctor. Walk into the first clinic and say we need you a patient is having a baby in the parking lot. He turns back in his chair, doesn't get up, just says, "are you shitting me?" We both run out, by then there is a blood streak down the hallway showing where they had come in and up to labor and delivery.

Fun shite