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re: So, WBRZ just reported 41' for the Amite in Denham

Posted on 7/12/19 at 6:56 pm to
Posted by Stevo
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2004
11463 posts
Posted on 7/12/19 at 6:56 pm to
Sam Kinison had an interesting philosophy for situations such as this.


I'm like anyone else on this planet -- I'm very moved by world hunger. I see the same commercials, with those little kids, starving, and very depressed. I watch those kids and I go, “F***, I know the FILM crew could give this kid a sandwich!” There's a director five feet away going, “DON'T FEED HIM YET! GET THAT SANDWICH OUTTA HERE! IT DOESN'T WORK UNLESS HE LOOKS HUNGRY!!!” But I'm not trying to make fun of world hunger. Matter of fact, I think I have the answer. You want to help stop world hunger? Stop sending them food. Don't send them another bite, send them U-Hauls. Send them a guy that says, "You know, we've been coming here giving you food for about 35 years now and we were driving through the desert, and we realized there wouldn't BE world hunger if you people would live where the FOOD IS! YOU LIVE IN A DESERT!! UNDERSTAND THAT? YOU LIVE IN A F***ING DESERT!! NOTHING GROWS HERE! NOTHING'S GONNA GROW HERE! Come here, you see this? This is sand. You know what it's gonna be 100 years from now? IT'S GONNA BE SAND!! YOU LIVE IN A F***ING DESERT! We have deserts in America, we just don't live in them, a**holes!"
-Sam Kinison

RIP Sam.
This post was edited on 7/12/19 at 6:57 pm
Posted by Bedhog
Denham Springs
Member since Apr 2019
3741 posts
Posted on 7/12/19 at 6:59 pm to
Wtf man. I loved Sam but really?
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