re: What are some of your cringiest moments?

Was at a funeral when I was introduced to a friend of my father in law. We were discussing his daughter heading off to college and how it had been shopping for a segway device. I, thinking that she must be some spoiled millenial, commented, "Hey, how about this? How bout she walk to class like everyone else?" He looked at me for a second, paused, and responded, "Well....she's in a wheel chair."

I wanted to crawl into the coffin with the body, have them put me in the ground with it, and throw dirt on top of me.

However, I'm still not exactly sure how someone in a wheel chair that can't walk was going to use a segway, but I wasn't really in a position to press further.