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re: Why do people on this board act like humans are the weakest creatures on earth?
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:13 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:13 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
you're acting like there would rules in this fight. animals don't follow rules.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:13 am to MorbidTheClown
And a chimp doesn't know takedown defense or how to get out of a hold or armbar?
Posted on 2/20/19 at 1:00 pm to MorbidTheClown
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you're acting like there would rules in this fight. animals don't follow rules.
I'm not reading the rest of this thread, but this is basically it.
Chimps are stronger than humans. Gorillas are MUCH stronger than humans. Neither one is really going to GAF if they kill you in a fight.
Animals live in a world where you hunt and kill to survive and if you fail, you probably die yourself. Humans live in a world where you ask people to meet you at Sonic to fight on message boards.
Look, we evolved to use tools like guns for a reason. There's literally nothing on earth that would make me stupid enough to fight that hairless chimp on the first page of that thread.
This is me confronted with that chimp:
![](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-04/8/19/enhanced/webdr05/anigif_enhanced-27958-1428537005-6.gif)
Posted on 2/20/19 at 3:42 pm to MorbidTheClown
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you're acting like there would rules in this fight. animals don't follow rules.
We don't have to fight by rules either. I don't think an average person could frick up a chimp. But obviously there could be situations where someone could get the upper hand, choke the fricker out and push its eyes into its skull. You blind him before he does too much damage to you.
This post was edited on 2/20/19 at 3:47 pm
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