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re: Mike Tyson tried to pay $10,000 to fight a bully silverback gorilla at a New York Zoo

Posted on 2/20/19 at 8:49 am to
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
19837 posts
Posted on 2/20/19 at 8:49 am to
I like Mike, but that Silverback would whoop his arse
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171080 posts
Posted on 2/20/19 at 8:50 am to
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that Silverback would whoop his arse


And now we'll never know.
Posted by nola000
Lacombe, LA
Member since Dec 2014
13139 posts
Posted on 2/20/19 at 8:51 am to
Uhh, yeah. Animals have stupid strength. We gave ours up in trade for a bigger brain. Yes, even humans with as small a brain as Mike Tyson.
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
19367 posts
Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:27 am to
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I like Mike, but that Silverback would whoop his arse


A pissed off chimpanzee would frick up a human one on one and they are a quarter of the size of a gorilla. Their mix of speed strength, agility and intelligence is an insane mix.

All primates have retard strength x 10. A full grown gorilla would give a Kodiak bear a hell of a fight much less a human being.

That's why planet of the apes is so compelling as a story. If they ever got even the intelligence of your Average 3x generation incestual Bama fan, they could take over the world.
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